CAST
J.D. Brown as The Boy
Stephanie Danielson as The Girl
Rick Poli as Devil
Victor Bonacore as Dracula
Jimmy Creamer as Black Metal Guy
Chris Cusano as The Man (segment "The Pick Up") / The Doctor (segment "Damnation")
Georgia Kate Haege as The Woman (segment "The Pick Up") / Elsa (segment "Damnation")
J.D. Brown as The Boy
Stephanie Danielson as The Girl
Rick Poli as Devil
Victor Bonacore as Dracula
Jimmy Creamer as Black Metal Guy
Chris Cusano as The Man (segment "The Pick Up") / The Doctor (segment "Damnation")
Georgia Kate Haege as The Woman (segment "The Pick Up") / Elsa (segment "Damnation")
PLOT
Its Halloween night and the Boy and the Girl show up and this movie rental store just in time to catch him closing the store. Well they beg him to let them inside to just rent a few movies for the night. So finally he gives in and allows them to come inside. When they enter, they see several other people in the store in costumes. So they're like, "thought you were closed?" He says he was and that this was just a small personal Halloween party he was throwing. So the 2 look around and either they cant find anything good to rent because its out already or what is in looks like it would suck. So they spot these 2 movies to rent and the video guy dressed like a devil tells them that they can not rent these 2 movies and that they weren't supposed to be even on the self. He gives them both a line of shit as to why. Finally the couple talks him into letting them rent them out for a few hours, BUT he says they have to be back BY MIDNIGHT or else! He says they have a very severe LATE FEE!
Review
This was directed by John Carchietta and Carl Morano. Released October 27, 2009....
I don't have alot to say about this movie, other then it started out very promising. It started out looking like a late 80's early 90's horror movie. I thought gee, this could bring back some old memories etc. But when the couple goes home to watch movies that's when things start to go down hill. Little did i know that when they watched movies that i would be watching them with them as well. This movie is sort of like Creepshow where you get to see a couple of short movies within a movie. Which is fine, i just wasn't expecting that. Anyway, the first movie they watch is called The Pick Up. It starts out very slow going. This man is married and appears to be wealthy. He has an upscale prostitute with him and they go back to a motel that the slut has recommended. The motel dude is weird, but you later find out why. They go inside, she gets dressed for sex etc. When she finally gets her ass on top of him to ride in the horse, she starts turning into this god awful creature! But i have to say, it was one of the more entertaining kill scenes i have seen in a while. As shes riding him, shes killing him at the same time. She rips his dick off and tosses it in the wine or champagne bucket with ice. At least that's what it looked like sitting in the bucket later. But she does rip off his junk! The next movie they watch is called Damnation! And its just as crazy. There is this corrupt female cop that pulls over this chick and arrests her. Takes her back to this freakish prison, that you obviously can tell its no REAL prison. Even the Judge was in on it and not real. They never do tell her why she was arrested. Just throws her in a cell, next to this other chick they have done the same thing to. You can tell this place is ran by some heavy occultists. Anyway, this other chick in jail is pregnant. They take her to the "doctor" who is also in on this. They have this weird ass cannibalistic chick locked up as a pet or their sick servant or whatever their purpose is. This time they use this cannibal chick to perform an abortion on this other girl. And what an abortion it is! Its the best kill in the Damnation movie. She fists the girl with a furious thrust, reaches up in her and yanks out the fetus! Then she bites off the cord and eats the fetus! Gotta see it to get the full affect! Jumping to the next part here...both movies have been watched and guess what? Its PAST MIDNIGHT! Oh O! So the video man comes to the couples home with his party goers and they kill the couple! Big surprise huh? Well, the next day a worker at the video store is putting out new movies! And on the cover of their new releases is the couple they just killed the night before! The End!
RATING: 2/5
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Its Halloween night and the Boy and the Girl show up and this movie rental store just in time to catch him closing the store. Well they beg him to let them inside to just rent a few movies for the night. So finally he gives in and allows them to come inside. When they enter, they see several other people in the store in costumes. So they're like, "thought you were closed?" He says he was and that this was just a small personal Halloween party he was throwing. So the 2 look around and either they cant find anything good to rent because its out already or what is in looks like it would suck. So they spot these 2 movies to rent and the video guy dressed like a devil tells them that they can not rent these 2 movies and that they weren't supposed to be even on the self. He gives them both a line of shit as to why. Finally the couple talks him into letting them rent them out for a few hours, BUT he says they have to be back BY MIDNIGHT or else! He says they have a very severe LATE FEE!
Review
This was directed by John Carchietta and Carl Morano. Released October 27, 2009....
I don't have alot to say about this movie, other then it started out very promising. It started out looking like a late 80's early 90's horror movie. I thought gee, this could bring back some old memories etc. But when the couple goes home to watch movies that's when things start to go down hill. Little did i know that when they watched movies that i would be watching them with them as well. This movie is sort of like Creepshow where you get to see a couple of short movies within a movie. Which is fine, i just wasn't expecting that. Anyway, the first movie they watch is called The Pick Up. It starts out very slow going. This man is married and appears to be wealthy. He has an upscale prostitute with him and they go back to a motel that the slut has recommended. The motel dude is weird, but you later find out why. They go inside, she gets dressed for sex etc. When she finally gets her ass on top of him to ride in the horse, she starts turning into this god awful creature! But i have to say, it was one of the more entertaining kill scenes i have seen in a while. As shes riding him, shes killing him at the same time. She rips his dick off and tosses it in the wine or champagne bucket with ice. At least that's what it looked like sitting in the bucket later. But she does rip off his junk! The next movie they watch is called Damnation! And its just as crazy. There is this corrupt female cop that pulls over this chick and arrests her. Takes her back to this freakish prison, that you obviously can tell its no REAL prison. Even the Judge was in on it and not real. They never do tell her why she was arrested. Just throws her in a cell, next to this other chick they have done the same thing to. You can tell this place is ran by some heavy occultists. Anyway, this other chick in jail is pregnant. They take her to the "doctor" who is also in on this. They have this weird ass cannibalistic chick locked up as a pet or their sick servant or whatever their purpose is. This time they use this cannibal chick to perform an abortion on this other girl. And what an abortion it is! Its the best kill in the Damnation movie. She fists the girl with a furious thrust, reaches up in her and yanks out the fetus! Then she bites off the cord and eats the fetus! Gotta see it to get the full affect! Jumping to the next part here...both movies have been watched and guess what? Its PAST MIDNIGHT! Oh O! So the video man comes to the couples home with his party goers and they kill the couple! Big surprise huh? Well, the next day a worker at the video store is putting out new movies! And on the cover of their new releases is the couple they just killed the night before! The End!
RATING: 2/5
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